30 8 / 2014

  • 1: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • 2: *turns up music*
  • 3: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • 2: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • 3: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • 2:
  • 3: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • 4: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • 3: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • 5: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • 2: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • 6: I can make that happen.
  • 3: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • 6: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • 7: *applauds*

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

harrystylesexposed:

zayn gets called a terrorist - nothing happens 

louis gets called gay - all hell breaks loose

(via readingsmut)

29 8 / 2014

liams reaction a fans sign that said ”you saved me from killing myself in 2011 & helped me meet my girlfriend who keeps me alive. Thank you!” xx

(Source: ziamgasm, via ultimatelarrystylinson)

29 8 / 2014

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via ultimatelarrystylinson)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

(Source: memewhore, via barepawlife)

29 8 / 2014

"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

Anonymous (via palmist)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via dontweightforchange)

29 8 / 2014

twowhovianhearts:

tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

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(Source: fucksebastianstan, via kisses-girls)

29 8 / 2014

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via ultimatelarrystylinson)

29 8 / 2014

actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

(via readingsmut)

29 8 / 2014

sclez:

cykeem white 

He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

(Source: modelingschool, via siriusyoulittleshit)

29 8 / 2014

hobbitkaiju:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

lokidorky:

silverhairedwolf:

is it just me, or does chris evans look freaking amazing in drag

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(x)

He looks like auroa…

omg.

#well steve is sleeping beauty afterall

this is it, my night, day, and week are made

(via siriusyoulittleshit)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

smugasaurus:

ilove-unicorns:

overland-and-sea:

look at all those majestic sea pancakes

Sea pancakes.

smugasaurus:

ilove-unicorns:

overland-and-sea:

look at all those majestic sea pancakes

Sea pancakes.

(via siriusyoulittleshit)